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Everyone at work was wondering why I hAdn't been fired from my job because I'm a terrible employee.. I also told them me and the manager were best friends.... I fibbed because I was bangin manager out so I wouldn't get fired.. I really don't even like her .......

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Apr 12, 2010 04:54 AM - Work - by Zhok

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I got a job at a bar... I was 19 . A 29 year old dumb bar tender was in to me so I banged her out. In the process of bangage I fibbed and said I was 20 instead of 19 .... On my 20th b day the bartender ( whom I slept with) thought it was my 21st b day iv been drinking at that only bar ever since

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Apr 4, 2010 02:25 PM - Work - by Zhawk

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I have been fibbing to my doctor about my depression so I can sell the depression pills to some of my married friends (almost all of them hate their lives). I started making a good amount on these pills and when I went back a couple months later for a refill I was told the bottle was just placebos.

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Jan 26, 2010 10:15 PM - Health - by Kathryn

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I told my boss today that I finished the report that was already late. My boss is a fat lazy slob, and never reads them anyway. I took a chance and fibbed the entire report, completely making shit up. I got scared later when he called me, but it was to ask me to go out for a beer! What an idiot.

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Jan 19, 2010 09:22 PM - Work - by Leo

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The guy at the sandwich shop today was slammed and throwing tickets around everywhere. When I went up to the register he asked me if I was the guy that already paid over the phone. I was like, yep thats me! Got a free sandwich for me and my girl.

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Jan 2, 2010 07:20 PM - Money - by Romuel

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The manager at the restaurant today asked me if my food was alright after I had eaten over half of it. I thought about it and was broke but still starving so I lied and told him it was horrible, he brought me another dish of my choice...on the house.

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Dec 9, 2009 12:00 AM - Money - by Rize44

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Today I told my teacher that I needed to leave early from class to work on a very important project for another class. After making up this project in my head and explaining it to her she let me leave early ...but my project was really to go home and play xbox.

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Dec 1, 2009 03:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by TWiller

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I was at a friends party n my ex was there too. He left to go "meet someone", n like 10 mins later I snuck out of the backyard n went to have sex in his car. When I came back my friends mom asked me where i had been n i started crying n said i lost my bracelet. She totally bought it.

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Nov 30, 2009 11:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by Baby88

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This morning while waiting in line at the bank I noticed a man in front of me drop a $20. He didn't see it and when I went to pick it up he looked at me and said "I think that might be mine". I just looked at him and said it was mine and I had just dropped it, and I got to deposit an extra $20 bucks

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Nov 24, 2009 10:41 AM - Money - by Chrissss

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Yesterday my little brother and me went to see a movie. I realized I forgot my wallet when we got there. I told the guy at the theater that my mom was inside waiting and has our tickets and he let us through, free movie night!

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Nov 24, 2009 10:37 AM - Miscellaneous - by sanja

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